Crap.

I’m in a fight with a vacuum cleaner. Two, actually. The most horrible part of being mad at a vacuum cleaner is how to describe said POS vacuum cleaner. I tried exclaiming “UGH! This vacuum SUCKS!” But…it doesn’t, and that’s the problem. But saying that something doesn’t suck implies that it’s actually good. So WTF? I lose. And now I’m just ranting, and it’s just words, because I have no good way of explaining what the hell is up with the vacuum. It sucks because it doesn’t suck. Vacuums suck, they SUCK! Also, “sucks” is the only word I can use to describe something I don’t like. So don’t even ask.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. The Panic Room
    Feb 05, 2009 @ 16:49:00

    perhaps the more appropriate this Vacuum BLOWS would be in order?

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